i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
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