Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
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just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
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She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
It all started with a game of naked twister.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
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