Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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