Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
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