How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
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and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
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her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
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