BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
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Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
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Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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