I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
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Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
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dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I think people are normalizing furries
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Randomize