I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
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Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
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Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
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