weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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