I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
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Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
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somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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