how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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