yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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