If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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