yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
i came on her dog
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
i black out too much to be "responsible"
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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