what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
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