in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
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