how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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