Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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