I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
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Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
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How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
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