Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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