please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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