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redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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