just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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