Your tits are I can't wait for
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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