why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
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