My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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