You can't motorboat a personality
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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