You really coming over, don't trick.
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
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