think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
Randomize
