Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
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You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
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Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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