dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
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I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
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Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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