I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Who died my cat blue again?
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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