i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
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