like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
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