you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
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Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
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Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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