You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
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It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
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You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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