would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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