Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
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part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
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I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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