u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
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And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
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When are your genitals available?
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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