Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
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I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
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Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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