Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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