the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
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