We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
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