I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
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we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
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He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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