Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(810): View more from Michigan

none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem

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(754): View more from Florida

you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse

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(816): View more from Missouri

Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well

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(618): View more from Illinois

Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....

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(708): View more from Illinois

BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK

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(740): View more from Ohio

Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday

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(843): View more from South Carolina

Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.

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(671): View more from Guam

There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks

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