you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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