chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
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well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
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He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
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