thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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