I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
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I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
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She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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