Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
Im part way to drunk.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
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