dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
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