Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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