so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
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Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
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I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
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