Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
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Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
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My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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