Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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