I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
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What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
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I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
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